Michael

12:14 am - seemed appropriate for October 12

I wonder if you care, I wonder if you still remember
Once upon a time, in your wildest dreams...



or if they take that one down, here's a link to the non-embeddable official version.

03:52 am - Some rides don't have much of a finish; that's the ride I took

Seemed appropriate. Amazingly enough I seem to have made it through another year.

03:25 pm - perhaps I should have participated more in high school

So I was browsing through my favorite source of pedophilia, youtube, and I came across the following video. I don't actually remember any pep rallies in high school, but I'm almost certain nothing like this happened at them. Which is really too bad.

My favorite comment:

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its good dancing...if you're a stripper....

03:56 am - A Christmas Song

One of my faves - Fairytale of New York by the Pogues and featuring the late great Kirsty MacColl

07:40 am - Tori Amos Doesn't Fuck Around

This cracks me up a lot. Read it and watch the video.

02:48 am - another good craigslist post - stolen from a MySpace bulliten someone posted

Free BLOW!!

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Date: 2007-12-11, 12:26PM MST


Here's the thing, I'm trying to clean up my life, but I've got to get rid of all the drugs from my past. So last night, as I was trying to empty all my stuff into the garbage, my wife came out and started trying to rip it out of my hands. Needless to say, and argument ensued, and soon the neighbors were in on it too.

We all stood there, arguing over what to do with the dope I wanted to throw out, when suddenly, my neighbor tried to rip in out of my hands. Now, I've got a serious problem.

The bag ripped and the white powder went EVERYWHERE. I mean, it's all over the lawn, the driveway, up and down the street. There's just a bunch of dope out there lying on the street. I'm terrified that the cops will come at any minute.

I mean, this stuff is thick, we're talking several inches just covering everything on the whole street.

So, Free dope, come one come all, bring your straws, your needles whatever, but PLEASE bring a shovel, you can have all of the powder from my driveway, my sidewalks, and even the grass if you promise to be gentle, but bring a TRUCK. There's a lot of this and I don't want any left behind.

First come, first served. Also, my neighbors have offered to let you have the powder on their property as well.

Near Southwest Plaza, email for directions. Hurry, an offer like this won't last long. (And I'm worried the cops are coming, so come QUICK).


it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

07:57 am - don't try to say you won't

Is it just me or does the drummer from Shiny Toy Guns bear a suspicious resemblance to the Muppet drummer Animal?

I'm just saying...

12:46 am - Panic on the streets of London

If you enjoyed this then you'll enjoy the following...



Note: yeah I know my livejournal isn't very entertaining any more. the Taylor influence made it funny, and that's long gone and so is the humor. it can't be helped.

10:39 pm - indian thriller

03:00 am - text message breakup

If you have a short attention span like I do, you can cue it to 2:39 and let the oddness begin.