Michael

12:14 am - seemed appropriate for October 12

I wonder if you care, I wonder if you still remember
Once upon a time, in your wildest dreams...



or if they take that one down, here's a link to the non-embeddable official version.

03:52 am - Some rides don't have much of a finish; that's the ride I took

Seemed appropriate. Amazingly enough I seem to have made it through another year.

03:25 pm - perhaps I should have participated more in high school

So I was browsing through my favorite source of pedophilia, youtube, and I came across the following video. I don't actually remember any pep rallies in high school, but I'm almost certain nothing like this happened at them. Which is really too bad.

My favorite comment:

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its good dancing...if you're a stripper....

03:56 am - A Christmas Song

One of my faves - Fairytale of New York by the Pogues and featuring the late great Kirsty MacColl

07:40 am - Tori Amos Doesn't Fuck Around

This cracks me up a lot. Read it and watch the video.

02:48 am - another good craigslist post - stolen from a MySpace bulliten someone posted

Free BLOW!!

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Date: 2007-12-11, 12:26PM MST


Here's the thing, I'm trying to clean up my life, but I've got to get rid of all the drugs from my past. So last night, as I was trying to empty all my stuff into the garbage, my wife came out and started trying to rip it out of my hands. Needless to say, and argument ensued, and soon the neighbors were in on it too.

We all stood there, arguing over what to do with the dope I wanted to throw out, when suddenly, my neighbor tried to rip in out of my hands. Now, I've got a serious problem.

The bag ripped and the white powder went EVERYWHERE. I mean, it's all over the lawn, the driveway, up and down the street. There's just a bunch of dope out there lying on the street. I'm terrified that the cops will come at any minute.

I mean, this stuff is thick, we're talking several inches just covering everything on the whole street.

So, Free dope, come one come all, bring your straws, your needles whatever, but PLEASE bring a shovel, you can have all of the powder from my driveway, my sidewalks, and even the grass if you promise to be gentle, but bring a TRUCK. There's a lot of this and I don't want any left behind.

First come, first served. Also, my neighbors have offered to let you have the powder on their property as well.

Near Southwest Plaza, email for directions. Hurry, an offer like this won't last long. (And I'm worried the cops are coming, so come QUICK).


it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

07:57 am - don't try to say you won't

Is it just me or does the drummer from Shiny Toy Guns bear a suspicious resemblance to the Muppet drummer Animal?

I'm just saying...

12:46 am - Panic on the streets of London

If you enjoyed this then you'll enjoy the following...



Note: yeah I know my livejournal isn't very entertaining any more. the Taylor influence made it funny, and that's long gone and so is the humor. it can't be helped.

10:39 pm - indian thriller

03:00 am - text message breakup

If you have a short attention span like I do, you can cue it to 2:39 and let the oddness begin.

01:50 am - sheep != poodle

Breaking news - sheep and poodles are not the same thing

Excerpt:

The scam was uncovered when Japanese moviestar Maiko Kawamaki went on a talk-show and wondered why her new pet would not bark or eat dog food.

She was crestfallen when told it was a sheep.

01:27 am - ah, the excitement of online dating

01:13 am - I guess Taylor and Evonne were right after all

08:15 am - in love with a marketing plan

Ah yes, more absurdity from craigslist. Today we are featuring a post from their women seeking men personals area. I really hope this shoe company compensates their advertising and marketing people above market.

02:10 am - if online chats took place in the real world

02:09 am - someone spends too much time on second life

04:38 am - What I learned the other day at dinner

I was discussing abortion with some friends at dinner the other night and I learned something new. When you are discussing abortion at dinner, and someone is eating a fried egg sandwhich, pointing out that, in a sense, they are eating an abortion is not considered appropriate table manners.

08:07 am - ATMs are not for estate planning

I have discussed previously how annoying it is when you're behind someone in the drive thru at Burger King, or in line behind someone at Starbucks, and apparently they have never been there before and need to discuss and clarify the entire menu with the establishment's staff.

Today I was behind someone in line at a drive-thru ATM and the same rediculous behavior occured. It must have taken this woman 20 minutes to complete her transaction. As far as I know, you cannot actually open a trust or set up an off-shore captive bank at an automatic teller machine. The number of transactions available at ATMs is finite and not great in number. Withdrawing money, checking one's balance, or perhaps even depositing money should in no way be a challenge to anyone living in our modern age.

I know some ATMs do throw you a curve ball by questioning whether you'd like a receipt or offering stamps for sale. Do not let this confuse you. It's still a very managable technological interaction.

08:00 am - best porn star quote ever

"And another thing, a male college graduate is an alumnus. If someone tries to tell you he's an alumni, he's the dumbest motherfucker on the whole planet" - Katie Morgan

HBO rocks.

11:34 pm - a question for justin timberlake

I am thinking about going to the Wal*Mart by my house later to see if I can bring sexy back. but I wonder - what's the return policy for that sort of thing?

what if you've had sexy for a long time, can you still just bring it back? or do you need a receipt? perhaps it is the kind of thing you have to pawn?